is presently offering folks jus' like yerself the opportunity ta...

Up until the present, Hogswipe ® Brand Products have only been available on the... Hogswipe Trail (our live event tours) and, of course, online at... www.hogswipe.com.

But thanx to all the fine folks around our great country and beyond who've answered our "booty" call, we down here in the Land O' Hogswipe are proud to announce that we're ready ta begin reaching our tail out to a select group of folks who possess that special "entrepreneurial" spirit... folks who truly understand & appreciate the inherent value that comes from representing such a Uniquely-Effective, Environmentally-Friendly, (& not to mention, Fant@$$ tically Appealing Product Line!)

If you think you've got what it takes ta sell yer @$$ off, then we want to hear from you! From our ever-expanding line of... 100% "Waterless" Automotive Detailing Products to our HG Teezer Tees & Other Cl@$$ ic Novelties, now's yer chance ta become a part of our rapidly-growing family of Hogswipe ® Amb@$$ adors!

If yer interested in obtaining more information on how you can become a Hogswipe ® Distributor, jus' contact us at Hogswipe ® Tailquarters by phone... (561) 852-9395 or by e-mail at... info@hogswipe.com