Fer the "bottom" line on the future of "Waterless" Automotive Detailing, Hogswipe® Spit-n-Shine! is the "Clear & Cl@$$ic" Choice fer those folks that take real pride in their ride (& their hide!)
We're out to make "Goin' Green A G@$$!" with our line of... 100% WATERLESS, Environmentally-Safe, Travel-Friendly Cleaning/Detailing Formulas, each proudly manufactured in the Good Ol' USA and sooooo gentle and easy to use, it'll seem like the... "Good Ol' Days Are Back" & Better Than Ever!

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Now some folks aim ta please & some folks aim ta teez, well way down here in the Land O' Hogswipe, we aim ta do both!
Our Exclusive Collection of Short Sleeve/Tank-Top, 100% Cotton, "Hogswipe Teezer" Tees are just about Guaranteed ta put a... "Smile on yer face and a chuckle in yer buckle!" As a matter of fact, we're givin' the term... "Talkin' Outa Yer @$$" a whole new meanin'!

• Available in Cl@$$ic Black, Brown & White
• In Sizes Medium, Large, XLarge & XXLarge

"Peek-A-Booty!" It's like I always say, "The best part 'bout bein' an @$$? Everybody's Got One!
So if yer like us (& jus' remember, folks- it's takes one ta know one) then our collection of Cl@$$ic Hogswipe Novelties are jus' perfect fer bringin' out the @$$ in You!

From our "Butt-Head" Caps to our HG Jeans/Jacket Patches, there's bound ta be somethin' in our "B@$$ket O' Goodies" fer everyone!

Heck- they even make Fant@$$tic Gift Ideas!!!
So whata ya waitin' fer!?

Our Exclusive, "Hand-Made" Hogswipes are the "Hippest Thing In Biker Bling!"
Whether ya clip 'em onto yer hip or bag, our "Signature" Hogswipes proudly sport Ultra-Soft, Ultra-Luxurious Microfiber Suede on Front and our "High-End" Tricot- Weave, 400 Gram, Polishin' Cloth on Back!
Offered up in a Sweet Selection of Deep, Rich Colors & Sexy Animal Prints, they'll keep yer tail spinnin' long after the ride is over! Absolutely Perfect fer swipin' yer ride, yer glasses 'er even yer brow!
Complete w/Carabiner fer "Cruise' & Use" convenience!